Jesus was cool shit...

Jesus turned water into wine once, which was amazing....
He'd be fucking great to bring to a party!
But do you think after word got around, maybe that was the reason why he had so many damn followers!
They were probably like "hey Jesus man, could you maybe make some more wine? Some people here are startin' to doubt you're really the son of God..."

and Jesus was like "ok... but i could tell them a parable instead... I've got a great one.."

"Just make the fucking wine, Jesus..."